09-12-2023, 04:32 PM
I am Snowgen, so you know,
Who faced Dungeons & Dragons long ago,
I crossed the land and crossed the sea
Seeking more Adventures in Fantasy.
I soared in the skies on silver wings,
And stumbled upon Top Secret things.
I was a Traveller brave and bold,
And conquered the Star Frontiers of old.
With companions brave I huddled and curled
On a cold, desolate Gamma World.
I've seen many Powers & Perils, and suffered damnation
After I vanquished the foul Lords of Creation.
I’ve slain the menace that lies in the east--
Making sounds of slurps and GURPS--oh the beast!
I've suffered injury, illness, and Paranoia. Don't judge!
All those problems were cured by magical Fudge!
I have dined with Grimtooth, in his home,
Made him scribble my name in his tome.
I wandered the heavens on a Star Trek.
Killed a troll with Big Eyes, Small Mouth, and no neck.
I am Snowgen, so you know,
Facing Tunnels and Trolls from long ago.
I wrote that years ago when I joined Ken St Andre's Trollhalla. I guess now I would have to add something about being the host of the Dekahedron podcast, and the author of the Vagabond GM blog. Somewhere in the past I ran a RPG news site called RPG Gazette.
Who faced Dungeons & Dragons long ago,
I crossed the land and crossed the sea
Seeking more Adventures in Fantasy.
I soared in the skies on silver wings,
And stumbled upon Top Secret things.
I was a Traveller brave and bold,
And conquered the Star Frontiers of old.
With companions brave I huddled and curled
On a cold, desolate Gamma World.
I've seen many Powers & Perils, and suffered damnation
After I vanquished the foul Lords of Creation.
I’ve slain the menace that lies in the east--
Making sounds of slurps and GURPS--oh the beast!
I've suffered injury, illness, and Paranoia. Don't judge!
All those problems were cured by magical Fudge!
I have dined with Grimtooth, in his home,
Made him scribble my name in his tome.
I wandered the heavens on a Star Trek.
Killed a troll with Big Eyes, Small Mouth, and no neck.
I am Snowgen, so you know,
Facing Tunnels and Trolls from long ago.
I wrote that years ago when I joined Ken St Andre's Trollhalla. I guess now I would have to add something about being the host of the Dekahedron podcast, and the author of the Vagabond GM blog. Somewhere in the past I ran a RPG news site called RPG Gazette.